From There to Here

This morning, as I was getting ready for work, I happened to glance at the mouthwash bottle as I was using it. Usually, I’m half asleep, but when I saw this on the bottle, I nearly spit out mouthwash all over the mirror.
“24 hour protection!” the bottle screamed. Wow, I thought. Use this once, and […]

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Since yesterday I spent my time making fun of LeBron and Kobe for being egotistical jerks, I kind of feel hypocritical for being one myself today.
But it’s on a much smaller scale, one where LeBron and Kobe have already succeeded many times over: Google suggestions.
You know how if you start typing in the Google […]

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As I got off the T today after a long day at work, I was accosted.
Not really. But I was stopped not once, but twice, by people pitching the Mountain Dew Energy Drink “Amp.”
I have no idea why this is happening now. Amp has been around forever. In college, I got through finals sophomore […]

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The MBTA completely screwed commuters on the Red Line because the train I was on had to go out of service, forcing hundreds of commuters on a train to join hundreds of commuters on the platform at Harvard. Then they all tried to pile onto a third train that had hundreds of people on it. […]

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I’m not talking about dollar figures, but the actual snapshot from my stock account since the beginning of the year, complete with percentages.

Ugh.

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I was watching the Red Sox game earlier tonight on NESN (New England Sports Network), and I noticed an advertisement for the US Border Patrol.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’d guess there’s going to be an opening for a new director of Marketing & Advertising posted on their website pretty soon if they continue to […]

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Thursday was another hell of a night in New Orleans, where we went to the House of Blues Voodoo Lounge for dinner and I ate a Po’ Boy Shrimp Sandwich, because if I’m not eating a Po’ Boy in New Orleans, it’s “not worth eating, according to the one New Orleans native in our midst. […]

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I saw this on Deadspin.com and simply had to post it. Because when I go back and look at Red Sox tags, I want to laugh my ass off. The actual story is on Roto-World, here.

Last season at Fenway, a funny thing happened in Section 41. About 10 guys were there to celebrate some guy’s […]

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Um… power outage shortly before Game 2 of the NBA finals? Thanks a lot, NStar.
I’ve seriously been waiting around all day, can’t really focus on anything other than the fact that Game 2 starts now in 75 minutes. I can’t watch pregame coverage, and now I can’t watch the effing game. I can barely blog, […]

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Nothing like starting off a relaxing Memorial Day with a panic dream.
You know the dreams. You’re in school, maybe hanging out in your dorm room, and then you see a syllabus for a class. What’s this? Was I suppose to attend this class this semester? I don’t remember this at all! Public speaking? Did I […]

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