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Here we go again

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s that time of year — fantasy baseball season is upon us.
After my numerous blog posts here lauding Tony Romo, cursing Drew Brees and chastising that injured ass Larry Johnson, I finished first in my football league’s regular season thanks to basically Romo, Greg Jennings, Wes Welker and the Minnesota defense. But then I dropped […]

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Tags: baseball · damning statistics · fantasy sports · ridiculous

Randy Moss = Straight Cash, Homey

January 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I might already have an entry titled this. In fact, I’m pretty sure I do.
But this bears repeating.
When I read Gregg Easterbrook of ESPN.com’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback was giving away an award called the “Tuesday Morning Quarterback Non-QB Non-RB NFL MVP,” I felt I needed to plug the person who should obviously win the award.
So […]

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Tags: damning statistics · Patriots · Randy Moss

Bigger playoff choker: ARod or Romo?

January 14th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m sitting around the house on Sunday watching Romo come completely unglued at the end of the Dallas game (he yelled at everyone: refs, his offensive line, Crayton, probably Jessica when he got home), and I turn to my roommate.
In my best PTI impression, I go “Tossup! Bigger playoff choker: ARod or Romo?”
We […]

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Tags: baseball · damning statistics · football · ARod · Tony Romo · choker

Morons of America, unite!

January 10th, 2008 · No Comments

(Yes, I haven’t updated in almost a month. Quickly, it was a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and today, on Islamic New Year’s Day, we’ll resume blogging as if I didn’t take a month off. Party!)
I was on ESPN.com early this morning before work, and it inspired me to come back to blogging after […]

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Tags: [bleeping] · damning statistics · rant · Tom Brady

I hate you, NFL Network

November 29th, 2007 · No Comments

I mean, you’re not as bad as TBS. Your announcers don’t totally suck. And you had your HD channel ready to go for this game, which is more than I can say about TBS at the beginning of the MLB playoffs (and still more than I can say for the Celtics and Comcast SportsNet, which […]

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Tags: damning statistics · football · Bryant Gumbel

AIMing high

November 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Apropos of nothing, one of my friends has been on AIM for 44 days, 8 hours and 22 minutes. Is this a record?
I can’t remember being online for more than 15 days or so.
It has to be noted that he’s not at school anymore, and I believe he owns his own house. So how […]

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Tags: damning statistics · rant · AIM

Time to roll the Rox

October 24th, 2007 · No Comments

Game One of the World Series is tonight in Boston, Massachusetts for the second time in four seasons. That’s incredible.
More incredible? Until I looked at the Globe tonight, I didn’t realize how big Youk, Ortiz and Manny — our 2, 3, 4 hitters — have been in the postseason.
Now, I just calculated most of these […]

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Tags: Red Sox · baseball · damning statistics · David Ortiz · Manny Ramirez · Kevin Youkilis · OPS

Johnny [bleeping] Damon?

August 29th, 2007 · No Comments

I’ve still held onto my number 18, Johnny Damon, gray road jersey. The one that has BOSTON across the front and the one that has DAMON stitched onto the back. It’s one I wore proudly in 2003, 2004 and 2005. He was possibly my favorite player on those teams (other than 2003/2004 Pedro, who was […]

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Tags: Johnny Damon · [bleeping] · damning statistics · English language