From There to Here

Since yesterday I spent my time making fun of LeBron and Kobe for being egotistical jerks, I kind of feel hypocritical for being one myself today.

But it’s on a much smaller scale, one where LeBron and Kobe have already succeeded many times over: Google suggestions.

You know how if you start typing in the Google box, it will suggest what you might be looking for? When you get to “Bill Yel,” it assumes you’re looking for me (after four other options, including Bill Yellowtail, a politician from Wyola, Montana, *and* Bill Yelverton, a concert guitarist and a couple others). Yes, I know that’s most of my name. And most people don’t have a last name starting with “Yel,” but I’ll take what I can get.